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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

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refusingtosinkmyship:

paxamgays:

it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

If it were aimed toward women, it would be like “THIS BRA IS COMFY AS SHIT! YOU WON’T WANNA TAKE IT OFF. LOOK AT THE HIRED MALE ACTORS SWOONING OVER THE HIRED ACTRESS”

SOOOOLD

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annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

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topmodelcentral:

Lisa Jackson for Cosmopolitan US

~ America (9) ~

by Joshua Jordon

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thechronicleofshe:

I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.

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cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

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terrakion:

bunnelby:

sweetandnaughtyy:

My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil

why

in the future everything is chrome

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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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lustt-and-luxury:

A - FUCKING -MAZING

i thought the first gif was a new opening for supernatural